You’re a writer?
You should write children’s books
You should be a journalist
You should write for the Falkirk herald
You’re a photographer?
You should photograph landscapes
You should do family portraits
You should send photos to the papers
You’re a painter?
You should do murals in folks in bedrooms
You should do pop art that’s popular
You should paint a picture of my dog
I will get the photographer to take a photo
As creative people we have heard it all
We sick of hearing it
We shall write, photograph and paint what we want
Go fuck yourself