You Should

You’re a writer?

You should write children’s books

You should be a journalist

You should write for the Falkirk herald

You’re a photographer?

You should photograph landscapes

You should do family portraits

You should send photos to the papers

You’re a painter?

You should do murals in folks in bedrooms

You should do pop art that’s popular

You should paint a picture of my dog

I will get the photographer to take a photo

As creative people we have heard it all

We sick of hearing it

We shall write, photograph and paint what we want

You should….

Go fuck yourself